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* I cuss a lot.
* I speak my mind.
* I fan girl.
* I make a lot of picture spams.
* I tend to complain. Sorry.
* I am obsessed with Japan, Jrock, Jfasshon and the language.
 
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HAPPY MERRY BIRTHDAY AKI-SAMA


If Ruki is God, that could only mean Aki is Jesus, and as Jesus it's common sense to celebrate his birthday and possibly stalk him. I've had his birthday marked on my calender too, but I'm such a devoted obsessed fan I didn't need to look to figure out what the holiday was.

In celebration for Aki's birthday I have prepared a song, though I don't think you guys want to listen to a eight minute song about all the things I want to do to him, or see him do to others. Maybe you just don't want to hear me sing, if that's the case; shame on you, meanies.

AND WHAT KIND OF SELF-CENTERED PERSON WOULD I BE if I didn't get him something too? You can't go favoring that GazettE vocalist over Aki. If you do that you will go straight the fiery pits of hell, or float on a fluffy pink cloud somewhere..

But these gifts kick the snot out of the gift I got for Ruru. Yes, Aki is so smexy I got him more than one gift!






Okay so I kidnapped, bound and gagged the second one [didn't anyone wonder where Mao disappeared to?], which really wasn't all that difficult. Who knew Aki had a secret porno made of himself masturbating. That really helped reel in the bate, and by bate I mean Mao naked. Harharhar. And of course I couldn't have gotten him Mao without getting some nice little handcuffs so they could have some fun [and a camera because emberhydraulic and I want to watch!].

And as an added bonus, a little present I'm forcing emberhydraulic to give him. A snazzy pink unicorn. And because I love my imotochan oh so much, I added in SUPER EPIC AWESOME PRANCING POWER so Aki'd like it a million times more.

He just doesn't know about the other part to his presents. The part that includes a super big net and a pole. >=]

EVELYN!!!!!!

I need your help~. Okays~ I'm in the middle of choosing my topic for my Junior Research paper and I decided I wanted to do something involving Taoism, but I'm not sure what. It has to be something I can argue, like Taoism Vs. something, for example. But what do you think I should do it about, because I'm pretty much braindead at this point. Taoism is the obvious topic for now, right? I mean, Mr. Foreman said do something that interests you, and well, Taoism does interest me and I already took all the books from the library.. Hehehe... I have to have my topic in by Wednesday, and I want to get it in sooner just in case anyone else has the same one in mind [which I doubt]. The usual topics [gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgendered individuals, abortion, and so on] are pretty boring and too broad for a 2-3 page essay. I wanted to do something no one else would think of, and something Mr. Foreman wouldn't look at and say "this looks boring". I swear, the entire time he was talking, I was sitting there going, "TAOISM! But what should I do? Damnit I wish I could talk to Evelyn right now." :D This paper should be a breeze if I'm interested in the topic, and I've been reading a lot, so hopefully I can get through it easily.. Besides, another reason I chose that topic was because I'd learn more, right? Hehehe.


How did today go for little Sho?

- Tony came in to Sociology and I waved at him [TRYING to be nice], and you know what he said?
JUST BECAUSE IT'S BEEN 2 WEEKS DOESN'T MEAN THINGS HAVE CHANGED!!!
Yeah, what the hell? Last time I saw him he picked me up and kept hugging me because he said he'd miss me.
What did I have to do to get him to stop being an ass?
Okay~ I missed you, not Andrea. Just you.
And I so lied because I only MILDLY missed Andrea.

- Dillan was obnoxious, as always.
I never skadoodled anyone.
I swear I've been saying that all day because of him. Skadoodled. That word just makes me giggle like a dork.
skadoodled.
SKADOODLED.
SSSSKKKKKAAAADDDOOOOODDDDLLLLLEEEEEEDDDDD~!!!

- Megan fucked up my drawing... We had to draw a part of the room, and be really loose about it, and I spent 2 periods straight working on it. She drew a fucking robot with party hats on ALL OVER the page.. >.> Why do I even try to pass Miller's class?

- Miller's new homework policy sucks nads. He said if he miss 2 assignments we fail the class no matter what our grades are. Can he do that? Flunk us for not having homework? I never do my homework so now I'll have to bust my ass to do it. Oh I'll do it, and draw naked pictures of Aki. That should do a number on my grade. "Wahh? NAKED ASIAN MAN? A+++++++++++! ASHLEY, YOU ISH SOOOOO EPEEEKKK!!" I know. No need to tell me.

- HOSHIT! I got all my questions right in Earth Science when I was called on. But seriously, what the fuck is up with Farley calling on me [TWICE] all of a sudden? Usually I'm like, "LEAVE ME THE FOOCH ALONE!!!" and no one bothers me because they think I'm "shy". Guess what? I am. There, now you know I'm not mute, I'm just not social, nor am I a people person. I just like to be left alone, and when I'm not, I flip the fuck out. Ha.

- I have learned my lesson. Don't mention Mana around Tora. She hates him because he's an asshole, he's too much inlove with himself, he's RETARDED, he's SLOW [in a bad way], everyone compares her to him, and he's not that great. [that's what she said] I almost died because I love Mana, but she thinks I hate him. In a way, I do because he takes credit for EVERYTHING and got pissed when Gackt took credit for one song, and Kozi doesn't really seem to get much credit even though the man is a fucking mastermind. Mana also isn't that pretty without the makeup, so I don't understand why he's inlove with himself. And DAMNIT! SHE'S CORRUPTED ME!! *pets mana* I'm sorry~

- Andrea texted Tony from my phone with a message that said, "I love you -Sho", and he texted back "Who's this?" I almost died, but I didn't tell him who I was because I don't want him to have my number and constantly call me asking me on dates. Andrea is fucking using all my minutes.... She texted me....when she was sitting about a foot in front of me....talking to me.... >_<

- Donavon - "you smell good. why does everyone i talk to smell good?"
- Me - "Do you want something, or are you going to sit there looking stupid?"
- Donavon - *puts head on my shoulder*
- Me - *looks at Megan mouth "help me"*



Yeah, I so have tech math homework, but am I going to do it? Hells no. Five problems could result in my nyappy death.